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hey wanna have fun? heres a funny video! go to http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm

Its like so fun!!! I love this music video! 

gelatine332

Good day to all! it has been a month since i posted here so im really sorry if your waiting for my jokes and entries...so today ill tell you something about halloween. Halloween for me is so fun!! Because of the candies, parties, costumes and the happiness that everybody shows to each other!! WOW!!! HALLOWEEN IS COMING!!! I cant believe it! My favorite holiday is coming!! This year ill be dressing as a soldier (the one in Mariones Festival) because we had this costume for our school family day. I'm going to use so I colud save money because I usually buy my costume. Im so excited!!! Imagine im like 12 years old and i still do trick or treat?! But for me its NORMAL!! so even your already a granny you could still do trick or treating but watch your teeth they might fall off and scare away everybody!! kidding! So go and have fun on October 31 doing trick or treating!! be kind! dont do tricking!!!

Since youve been waiting so long for my jokes!! ill give you all lots of halloween jokes!!!

Q:what do you call a ghost's parents?

A:transPARENTS

Q:How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?

A:she was a cover ghoul

Q:What kind of medicine does Dracula take for colds

A:Coffin medicine

Q:Why dont skeletons play in the orchestra?

A:Because they dont have ORGANS!

Q:Why are graveyards noisy?

A:Because of all the coffins

Q:What do you get if you cross a monster and with a boy scout?

A:Someone who scares old ladies across the street

Q:Who are the werewolves cousins?

A:the whatwolves and the whenwolves!

Q:what is the difference between a musician and a mummy?

A: the other one composes and the other one decomposes!!! 

gelatine332

This is my second time to type about neopets>>>

Well, this entry is about having neofriends....If YOU are reading this and you have a neopets account which can activate neofriends...this is my username in neopets>>>gelay332 and add me to be your neofriend..ill be even inviting you to my special guild......when were already guildmates, well be sharing neoitems and secrets and techniques!!! So ADD me now in neopets!!!Thank YOU!!

Tagalog JOKE!!!

Characters: Juan, Pedro at Jose Hari(king)

 King:kumuha kayo ng prutas...

(kumuha sila ng mga prutas)

King:pag pinasok ko ang mga prutas na daldal niyo sa pwet niyo at nag "react" kayo, Pupugutin ko ang ulo ng taong nag react.Pedro mauna ka na!

(si Pedro ay may daladalang Mangga, pinasok ito ng hari at sumigaw si pedro at siya ay pinugutan ng ulo)

 King:Juan! ikaw naman!

(May daladalang grapes si Juan..nung pinasok ito ng hari, okay lang pero  tumawa si Juan)

Nung nagkita si Pedro at Juan sa langgit ......................................................

Pedro:Juan Bakit ka tumawa?

Juan:kasi nakita ko si Jose maydaladalang pakwan!!! 

gelatine332

hey have you seen this commercial or have you tried to use this Close-Up flavorliscious? I think of it as weird and cool!!! Its weird becuse your brushing your teeth not tasting your toothpaste!! I mean if you brush your teeth you should smell fresh and minty....but what i think when you use this product is that it would be weird if someone sees you brushing your teeth and afterwards you talk to the person and you dont smell like you brushed you teeth, you smell like you just ate not just brushed......Oh Well!!!! Its cool because it might be fun! Even i wanna try it! i'm weird am i? but im not telling you to not use this..its just my opinion....heehee!!i wonder..hoe can this feel like...when i have one, ill be using it at night......or ill mix it with some mint...hehehe!!!anyways if ever you already used this product..please tll me what it feels like...thanks!!!!

TAGALOG JOKE!!!!!
Joke:Ano ang ang sinabi ng tingga sa kulangot?(what did the dirt in your teeth say to the buger?)

Ans:naliligaw ak ata?! (are you lost?)

gelatine332

Have you ever watched the show wwe wrestling? Well for me, it's an addiction...But i always think when i'm watching it, how can they do such practices!!! My sister and brother told me it was choreographed, i may believe them...another question then...how do they know what move to do next and don't they get  hurt or don't they mess up? Don't they think they could do the wrong thing and injure themselves up? Well i like Edge!!! john Cena!!!!ang lots more!!!!! who is your favorite wrestler? Oh and i like to make fun of their face when their in pain!!!! bwahahahaha!!!!any ways just tell me your opinions by giving a comment to this entry

TAGALOG JOKE

Merong isang kalabao na nasa ilalim ng puno ng manga....nalaglag ang isang hilaw na manga..tumakbo ang kalabao....

Bakit siya tumakbo?

ans:Kumuha siya ng bagoong.....